Grashopper & the Ants

September 28, 2013

Click on Me

Click on Me

When John and I were boys, a child gained self esteem by accomplishing new and ever increasingly difficult tasks, not just school work, but more importantly, the work you did to help around the house or the farm. Remember the time yer parent would not let you quit doing a job until you did it right(even if it meant till dark), an important (maybe the most) lesson to learn, and just as important it created(s) self esteem in the child.

Now fast forward to the way we parented our own children, did we use our parents  style or abandon it in favor of the new kinder gentler parenting, hovering helicopter friendly fun day parent…even if you are not, even if you are trying to instill core American work ethic values in your child, your child’s teacher is not.  Your kids teacher tells them that they are perfect(unless they are an American little boy of waspy descent). The teacher themselves may not hover but the system does; Spelling? optional. Math? new. Science? humanist religion….anyway I could keep goin on but…

Cause nothing says truth better than a stylishly made up and dressed woman, eating a cupcake while thinking about going on a diet, reading a book with sunglasses on indoors, by an author sure to impress her readers...

I think these are fine examples of the kind of crap…CRAP…that so many of you f-tards think are good ideas. I know that you do because I actually read a lot of your blogs….now to be fair most of the people who I am following are pretty funny and snarky* themselves, (even if they are a little more lib than I[and certainly more sane lol]) and there are I am sure countless blogs I have not found yet with like minded thinkers, but one of the reasons I have failed to find them yet is because I have to wade through so much Livin, Laughin, and Lovin and/or crazy New America Idealism that after awhile I snap and have to crank out some pissed off piece of post…

I mean personally I guess in the long haul, I don’t really give a shit, I’m nearing the end of my little run, I mean I f-d up a lot of it but it’s been fun, and I do understand that we meant (and you who still believe [mean]) the best…it all sounded so good, so right, so easy, but the evidence is in. It’s been fifty or so years in this grand experiment, the counter culture has become the dominant culture I should be celebrating, after all I’m one dysfunctional f-ed up piece of machinery only…the most tragic hilarity of all…I’ve come to see that society should not think like me…society needs to teach our kids that the easy way is the bad way.

The Builders of America

There is a reason that the culture that came to dominate and change  the whole world did so, and being kinder and gentler wasn’t one of them. There is a reason such a culture lifted all of it’s citizens (even the poor, minority and/or disenfranchised ones) into a higher standard (still) of living unknown in the world before then, and it wasn’t the government worrying about fairness…

Home of the Free and the Brave!

Am I saying that everything back in ‘ye old timey days was better? Is that what I said??  Read carefully, all I said is it’s time to admit that in many ways that are really important, our parents, our early American culture were right…hard work, sacrifice and long term planning will always get us ahead-don’t spend money we don’t have- judge someone by what they do, not who they are-sticks and stones may break our bones but names will never hurt us-ya can lead an f-tard to facts but they won’t see the truth-

Alright I made that last one up ’cause it was gettin a little boring, yes I know even I bore myself sometimes…what, you think I wanna keep talking about this crap…hell no…I wanna go back to being what nature and nurture seemed to want to combine to make me…irresponsible…but no…I gotta be this guy…the guy who keeps talkin’ bout personal accountability…just one more reason I’m Dysfunctional

Ya got complaints...Talk to the Chicken!!

Do ya know what that is?

It’s the sound of the crickets chirping after I asked any…any body to defend Obamacare…How about one of your friends? C’mon someone out there in wordpress land must know some one who knows someone who at least supports the idea of this idea?

I mean, okay, so I got more likes for my last post than any other, but after visiting some of these sites I am often stunned and wonder what was it about what I wrote that these individuals “liked”. Reading what they and their “followers” are saying I just can’t understand why they aren’t searching for the “hate” button…or

I have possibly a new theory, perhaps if you are following some fifty plus blogs it becomes quite a chore to actually read every post ( I know, I am following (seriously) about ten or so and am always a page (or more lol)behind in my emails, and it does become tempting somedays to just click “like” without actually reading…but ya know what? I like reading these blogs, (and commenting, hopefully not to the host’s annoyance[aww jesus here’s that dysu again lol])and only one of them is written by another cantankerous old curmudgeon bitchin’ ’bout how we’ve lost our way as a country. And though we are obviously very different we share this one thing in common…

Here is an example of fun facts that John has dug up…

  • City officials in San Francisco are seeking to make ex-convicts a “protected class,” joining blacks, Hispanics, homosexuals, the disabled and transgendered, and pregnant women. Ex-cons already have the special status when applying for city government jobs, but a council of top city officials wants to extend the protection to make it illegal for landlords and private employers to ask about a person’s criminal record.

I mean…umm…lololol…jumped up Jesus on a pogo stick…I mean…really? Really?

  • The state of Nevada last year denied a request for a vanity license plate that said “GOPALIN” because, in the view of the Department of Motor Vehicles, such a plate was “vulgar or obscene or expressing superiority of political affiliation.” That policy didn’t stop the agency from issuing personalized plates that said “AL GORE,” “GO OBAMA,” “GOGREEN,” “DMOCRAT,” and “KERRY.”

Another fine example of free speech and tolerance in action

  • The Omaha, Neb., public school district spent $130,000 in federal stimulus money to buy manuals to instruct teachers and school administrators on how to be culturally sensitive. The book, The Cultural Proficiency Journey: Moving Beyond Ethical Barriers Toward Profound School Change, says that teachers need to work for social justice in order to overcome a white-privileged society. The book says racism, sexism, homophobia and ableism are forces of oppression in schools, and that institutions in America “channel wealth and power to white people.”

    Doin my homework!

This is the killer one…this has been the silent killer of America, the NEA, I know, I know sounds paranoid…okay they have been one of New America’s best propagandists…still you think that’s over the top? Consider that not only have public schools, since the late sixties (remember blue eyed/brown eyed experiment) have been teaching (white) America(boys) how evil it(they) has been(are), it has also managed to figure out how to instill a sense of self esteem and entitlement to a generation of kids who are completely incapable of the type of accomplishment such self esteem would normally spring from…

Wait what you don’t understand the last half of that sentence, okay go back and read it again I will wait…

(Click me To Continue)

Alright where was I, oh yea TV sitcoms portrayals of men and more specifically dads. But it isn’t only sitcoms it is all over the media. Even in the vast majority of our advertising, the dad’s, and men in general are portrayed as helpless lovable(ish) oafs…(“Oh  Dad!!” as he foolishly expects that the family would have saved him an Eggo at breakfast).

And again, this isn’t something new, my pointing this out isn’t even new. Others more respected and more listened to than I have pointed this out. So we can all accept it as fact.

All right well all this is good enough, but does it back my claim that women, unchecked, are ruining our culture.

Well, while that statement is accurate, it is not specifically accurate, because of course I mean the slow feminization of our country (as much pussy mens fault? [don’t worry we’ll get to that]) , the softening, this new touchy feely America, an America mostly concerned with its health, its fat intake, its overall mood (do we need more pills to make us happy?), its shopping habits. This is the new America.

And it is not only enough that as a nation we are obsessed with these things, we must continually hold a national dialogue about them.

But wait you bastards, that’s not all, bullying, eating disorders, the loss of the idea of  individual willpower over our addictions. This is all a part of the feminizing of our culture, no one should feel bad anymore, there should be no mean people, and women…okay I’ll change that…and pussy’s…What? That’s not better?

Boo hoo, this is just what I am talking about. If I cant say what is true because someones feelings might be hurt…well, the ol’ Dysu is gonna say a big f you, I myself am sick of it.

When I was a boy there was a saying, “sticks & stones…” okay ya know it? Wait some of you younger kids don’t? All right here it is “Sticks & stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me” this is what your parents told you when you came home crying about being called fat (’cause you were fat). And ya’ wanna know the ugly truth…even though I hated that as a child…it made me a better adult.

All right, you say all that may be true but how…? Because wom..pu…people with feminine tendencies believe the federal government is the tool to assure that no one ever has their feelings hurt, that people all live healthy lives (whatever the latest momentary trend demands we do), that fairness (defined by whim) trumps progress, that accidents, injury (and possibly even old age?) can be legislated out of existence. It is out of control. The government is not meant to be our mommy you stupid ass…

Okay so Lil’ Mouse will want me to be nicer so I will try(and I know I’m runnin long again but hang in there almost done)…

Our country is broke, going deep in the hole because the federal government is involved and acting in all sorts of ways it was never designed to do. This is just the ugly truth, we don’t have the money to feed every poor ass bastard who somehow can’t feed themselves, let alone use the the power of the f-ing fed to make sure a 400 lbs trans gendered Hmong parapalegic wasn’t prejudiced because of his race, sexual identity, abilities, or f-ing weight. I mean I can’t even believe that we have gotten to the point were my opinion is considerd the crazy one.

So again, to make sure my point is clear, I don’t care, I accept and understand that women want America, our society, the world to be this great thing. It is an honorable goal and in keeping with their nature of nothing ever being good enough (remember Garden of Eden?).

I just mind that they have hijacked the federal government to do it.

Is it no one wonder that originally we didn’t let them vote.

Yep I said it, I put it out there.

But that exposes something different than you think. It exposes who I really hold to blame for such a sad state of affairs. It is me, it is us, we, my brethren…Men. And that’s who I’ll start to talk about next.

Now my beautiful smart tough and incredibly competent (hi sweetie) Lil’ Mouse laughed when I told her I was wrapping up my women bashing blogs, and she of course is right, but I meant as an over all specific focus, I got more fish to fry.

If I was better at this blog thing (or less dysfunctional) I could perhaps separate my topics with pages, but that seems like a hell of a lot of work Cats and Kittens, and I am trying to keep this as much like fun for me (and as little like work) as possible. After all…live laugh love…ya f-ing retards. This is the Dysu wishing you rainbow wishes and unicorn dreams

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