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Jes fer fun here’ the 2nd part to that post cats n kittens…hope ya’ll enjoy-DYSU

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So the questions I have about and for  God (like #1 what the hells up with my brain chemicals lol) are of course infinite.

I do have an almost equal number of questions for his followers here on earth. I mean help a dysfunctional brother out!!

Narrowing it down though, here’s where it ties into the last post.

So many of the Christians I’ve known (God bless their souls) so many of the churches I’ve attended, seem to focus less on the words of Jesus, and more on the rules of the Paul.

And here I don’t mean the original, one of the twelve, no we’re talking Saul, who became Paul, the guy who penned  “Romans”, “Corinthians” etc

That would make the appropriate term for these individuals “Paulists”.

Now I don’t care if you want to be “Paulists” and get all tied up in the anal details of a persecuting…

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Go And Sin Some More

December 20, 2013

Wait that’s not how it goes now is it cats n kittens. It is of course Go and Sin No Morethe ol dysu

Ya know, I know a lot of readers give my blog the once over think I’m some crazy right wing Christian nut job and well…yea. but not in the way they think.

I jes wanna touch base on this subject again real quick though I know I must have done so before in some earlier post but…the issue came up while I was reading another blog I follow and since I still deal with it from time to time in my own life and it’s an issue dear to my heart let’s talk about sin fer a minute.

Table of SinMore particularly, or specifically I wanna talk about sin to my “Christian” brethren.

Here is what Jesus, the guy you claim to follow, says about sin in the Bible, the book you claim to take literally, word for word, end to end (I have and will discuss that again)…he says thinking a sin is the same as doing a sin.

He also insinuates that, in this process, sin, whether it is murder or the fore mentioned lying, is all equal in the eyes of God, the Father Almighty…

You Kids do what you want. No really.

You Kids do what you want. No really go to town.

Now yer not tryin’ to convince me (though so many of you do oh it is to laugh) that you never even think a little white lie are you?

Or think a nasty thought when that jerk pulls into your parking space at the mall during a blizzard…c’mon I mean even if you can somehow fool me, do ya think ya can fool God?

Do you think by using the Bible as some sort of guidebook in a holier than thou competition you’ll get a better condo in Heaven or what?…Jes what is it?

Do you really believe God needs you as his gatekeeper?

Okay yea, no answer yet, well lets move on shall we…

The next thing I wanna address on this issue is another comment by Jesus, yea that guy again, that “my relationship with God is jes between me n Him” and only God knows whats in my heart…I mean ya can’t get much clearer than that.

Lastly of course that leads me to my politically active Christian faithful friends…if God thought man could be trusted with free will, why are you so anxious to use the government to outlaw it.

Dysu as art 2I mean I’m jes a sin soaked dysfunctional unit so you’ll have to explain that to me…was there a group G-mail I missed or what?

Anyway, I am a believer in that Thing, the Great Mystery…I call it God cause I grew up a Christian as a kid and it shortens the whole process.

I also believe, wait, I know that some of the worst people I have known on the outside, had some of the best and true child like hearts full of faith when you peeled back the cynical world weary layers…and vice versa as well.

The great mystery is that from our limited and foggy eyed perspective good and evil intentions often ’cause opposite effects so the surest course is to simply live our lives the best each of us can and pray to be of use, a good tool for the purpose for which we were created.

He apparently needs wildly naughty sinning tools, and weird questioning dysfunctional tools jes as much as he needs stick up theDysu as art 3 ass holier than thou priggish tools or he wouldn’t have created so many of us.

I mean of course, that’s jes my opinion. But what they hey, I’m a Dysfunctional Unit.

Oh It is to Laugh

October 21, 2013

I don’t know Cats & Kittens. I just don’t know anymore. I mean I often come across as some super Republican. But the truth is so much morethe ol dysu complicated, as it is with many people, than that simple label implies.

I have said this many times, (though often near the bottom of my post, so today it’s gettin bumped up) I used to be a revolutionary screamin leftist liberal, right up until the end of the second Clinton era. Ten years ago or so, that’s pretty recent fer an old guy like me.

See here’s the deal like most of my generation I grew up believing that the democrats were the party of liberty and freedom.

I was told, and believed, that Republicans were all rich, white old men.

I was told that, and believed even worse, that many were Klu Klux Klan style crazy Christians seeking to turn us back into some 50’s bible belt Nazi Nation (funny how the song hasn’t changed huh?).

Get in the kitchen and bake me a baby!

Get in the kitchen and bake me a baby!

I tried to find the creator of theis funny piece that is all over the net...but I only have so many years left

I tried to find the creator of theis funny piece that is all over the net…but I only have so many years left.

Republicans were fer beating women, enslaving minorities, wrecking the environment, and worst of all, worst of all, restricting my liberties as an American.

Of course the only Republican I knew, I mean really knew was my Dad, and I’m not sure now if I only imagined he was. He was an authoritarian though. And wore power suits. And wanted to restrict my liberties.

I'll give ya somethin to cry about!!

I’ll give ya somethin to cry about!!

So anyway yea I became a democrat. Not just a democrat, I mean I was on the extreme left. Hated republicans and conservatives irrationally, (of course that’s in hindsight). When the 80’s came and Reagan got elected my friends and I were so sure he was gonna start WW III that we began to practice for the ultimate coming Armageddon by spending weeks in our local hills survival camping.

Okay so yea and then it didn’t happen. But they were still evil. I was a conscience American, read the paper, watched the news. I was a member of Beyond War and Earth First. I wrote poetry. All through the first Bush presidency railed as a homeless  radical left wing performance artist about the right wing fascist, about the CIA-South America-Cocaine-Bush connection,  about the Moral Majority and Christian right like any good radical socialist would do.

From Vietnam & the Golden Triangle during the Vietnam war-To South America and the Cocaine Kingpins of the late 70's-80's the CIA was involved(?) in all. And who was intrinsic player and even led the CIA during these some of these years? Yea Baby none other than Neo Conserv GWB 1 !

From Vietnam & the Golden Triangle during the Vietnam war-To South America and the Cocaine Kingpins of the late 70’s-80’s the CIA was involved(?) in all. And who was intrinsic player and even led the CIA during these some of these years? Yea Baby none other than Neo Conserv GWB 1 !

After all I was fighting for the party of truth, justice and the American way. The party of true American liberty.

Then came the Clinton’s, hooray we had won and the world was gonna be free free from the evil Republicans. The party of tolerance and liberty, free speech and fun times, the party of my hero HST had seized power.

Does anyone really think that HST and Mrs C. would have gotten along.

Does anyone really think that HST and Mrs C. would have gotten along.

No Fan of Liberty

No Fan of Liberty

Did I say, then came the Clinton’s, I guess more specifically Mrs. Clinton, and maybe I was maturing, maybe the Democrats, the liberals had always been this way and I just hadn’t noticed.  Either way by the time the Clinton’s were done I had to accept that neither party was for liberty, neither party was really for average Americans,.

Old Glory

Old Glory

But there was a difference I could see; one party was for conservative money corporations, military strength, had a realistic world view, solid core American cultural values, the other (my old party) was for liberal money projects and non-profit corporations, world view based on theories of universal love and humanism, for increasing the pace of disassembling our military, creating a European style of socialism in America, a continued pop culture assault on traditional America as the most Evil racist nation on earth, despite mounting evidence to the contrary.

Follow Me to a Brave New World

Follow Me to a Brave New World

Looking at these two philosophies, ideologies, it’s not hard to decide which one to roll with, I mean as an American citizen, and not a citizen of the world.

One cheated and lied for American interest, one did like wise but against the interest of the country they call home, in favor of the world.

All my friends at the time mercilessly mocked me, outright called me racist, my own brother has called me a racist, called me a brain washed goon and worse.

When I dared to suggest that it was really the democrats who were the party of restricting liberties. I was kicked out of the poetry pals club. Took my leftist pin and stripped me of my groovy guy rating.

Left Right Map

I didn’t make this, just liberated it from the web. Click for link 🙂

Ya see by then I had met some conservatives, some republicans. Eighty percent of them were jes regular, freedom loving, by God Americans (a far better percentage than the other side).

About half were for repealing Roe vs Wade and half weren’t (many conservatives like myself, are possibly for more abortions, I mean why should we pay fer yer baby if you don’t want it).

A couple Republicans I’ve met were gay, Many are of different races or cultures of origin. Republicans are, in regards to variety, not much different than liberals.

See the saddest thing of all is that it won’t matter what I say. It won’t matter if you go and look at the evidence. If you are honest you’d see the truth about conservatives regarding this idea that they are white racist. but you won’t look, won’t let yerself see it even if you look.

Just like you can’t admit the war on poverty has failed. It doesn’t matter to you. Seeing the truth won’t matter to you.

If you believe in this ideology, this religion of man, you will jes believe we haven’t yet gone far enough.

Because reality based results don’t matter, good intentions matter.

Liberals hate conservatives over this rejection of the ideology of good intentions, ideology of second place, of failure, where intentions overrule results.

It doesn’t matter if Obamacare doesn’t work it’s intentions were pure…

I mean, super libs blast Christians as ignorant backwards intolerant believers in a archaic superstition.

Yet they believe in the power of rainbow wishes (humanist idealism) despite the harsh reality of concrete examples of this humanist ideology, the countless failed and broken systems, that it has left in it’s historical wake. (well you get the meaning hopefully I’m sick of reworking that sentence)

Oh t is to laugh

Oh t is to laugh.

While Christian cultures continue to flourish using a foundational system of self reliance attached to community responsibility as moral obligation with eternal accountability as it’s guarantor.

Humanism has no such guarantor. It assumes people are born good and need no moral guidance. But that all humans naturally know how to treat one another. In fact they have argued for at least the last fifty years (and often successfully considering today’s pop culture)that it is by trying to mold a child to the good (most times by Christians) that we turn out the worst societal monsters. They believe indeed that children can teach adults instead of vice versa.

Humanists ridicule Christians for believing God created the world.

Humanists ridicule Christians for believing “God created the world…

Humanists and the left have dismissed and ridiculed believers in God. Belittled them as intolerant and hypocritical. They have over the years converted the masses who turned once turned to God for their needs. They (the masses) have now have been schooled (literally) and conditioned, turning from God and the Church for assistance to receiving aid from and dependence on the Government.

..When everyone knows it was aliens."

When everyone knows it was aliens.

The Government doesn’t care about your adherence to a moral code in order to give you what you need (and more besides).

So liberalism is jes a new religion (freeing it’s followers from the moral restraints of previously socially “backwards” ideas and responsibilities) and it’s adherents are true believers, as unwilling to consider an alternative viewpoint, as a group of Bible studiers are to consider that maybe the Bible’s not meant to be taken literally.

It has to fail before we know if it will work.

It has to fail before we know if it will work.

They are rabid, raging unhinged and unreachable.

We shall rule you, and you shall be grateful!

We shall rule you, and you shall be grateful!

Whatever they once were. The democrats are certainly no longer the party of liberty.

Perhaps they never were and i was just naive.

Today, one of the people that was instrumental in my own personal pursuit of liberty and truth Rush Limbaugh had a great example of this irrationality of his show. I’m gonna share his sharing.

He was talking about a listener who had called in with the following story (paraphrasing in my words as Rush related it):

I know, I know. I hated him too, until I listened to him. He's really funny, uplifting and loveable fluffball.

I know, I know. I hated him too, until I listened to him. He’s really funny, uplifting and just an all around harmless loveable fluffball.

This listener had a big family Thanksgiving , 50 people.

Many in the family were liberals.

To have fun with them this gentleman, as Rush told it, decided to hold a little blind taste test of bottled ice tea using Rush’s “Two if by Tea”.

All labels were removed,  The tea was served in unmarked cups.

This tea tastes great!

This tea tastes like hate!

27 out of 28 liberals preferred the “Two if by Tea”.

And okay so that’s a pretty funny joke, and ya’d think they would blushingly admit something a long the lines of say “well at least the guy can make tea!”

I mean that’s honest. But instead they freaked out. The family members said they’d been tricked and a near riot broke out.

I won’t describe the rest. And I understand you might believe Rush is full of the old crap-o-la. Ya know I used to as well. But I have experienced this irrational hatred myself on many occasion since switching sides. Try reading pro American poetry at a University poetry reading.

Their hate is so irrational that they cannot be reached, cannot be reasoned with. And I fear can no longer be defeated.

The monster I helped build is now lose among us. Maybe too big to kill. Maybe the only thing to do now is to wait.

It will continue to feed until it’s so bloated it implodes on itself.

Yer tax payer dollars at work.

Yer tax payer dollars at work.

For awhile following the death of this Fedgovstien America will be like a Walmart when the EBT service goes kaput.

But if we hang in there, keep faith and work hard it’s just possible that maybe our children’s children will have some relief.

If they don’t speak Chinese by then.

上帝保佑美国

Drop yer socks and grab yer(well you know) I finally got Fox again Cats & Kittens and so I can like find out whats really the ol dysuFox-Newshappening in the world…

Oh wait yer one of those “Fox News is biased right wing republican bullshit”  people aren’t ya?  I mean I meet you, read what you write, watch yer obnoxiously biased skits on Saturday Night Live and I jes wanna ask ya have ya ever watched it? Listening, reading, watching, what yer doing I gotta say the answer is no. But at least I pay attention to what I’m criticizing.

It is an Orwellian Hilariousity….the left, the libs claiming that little old Fox news (the one conservative news channel in a sea of Leftist State Run Media) is right wing propaganda at best…Big Brother

Here’s a prime example of how this is Orwellian Double Speak at it’s best: I was watching Natiionalist Broadcasting Company for almost a week regarding the coverage of the Kenya Mall incident. I heard a lot of discussion, a lot of speculation regarding what the driving motive of the militants (re:lib new speak fer Muslim terrorist). I mean I know what they were saying, I wrote about it and picked apart the logic of said argument…

Then on the last day of the stand off I got Fox news. Lo & behold there was another motive, kinda like Hans in Die Hard, yea the whole western culture argument loses steam when it becomes clear yer only targeting Christians.

Amazingly enough I hadn’t really heard how bad this has become. I was amazed that more American’s aren’t outraged as Churches go up in flames and Christians are dragged into the street and killed. This is happening all through the

Arab Spring=Christian Fall?

Arab Spring=Christian Fall?

Middle East. And like with our Ambassador Stevens, our administration, our politicians and their partners in the SRM are happy to ignore, obfuscate, redirect and if push comes to shove outright lie.

Having learned this I was interested in watching President Obama’s speech Thursday night….(Que crickets chirping)…nothing not a word about it…

I of course couldn’t help wondering what he would have said if Christians were sweeping across the Middle East killing Muslims, burning Mosques, or sweeping across the Mid-West fer all of that. Do we believe he would not have railed against the intolerance? He would have demanded action.

Hell jes after the murders and destruction of our consulate in Benghazi he was certainly springing into action demanding, vowing to find the poor fool with the YouTube video. Yes a week later he promised to find the terrorists, but I mean to date video guy is the only person “brought to justice” regarding the terr..oops sorry militant action.

President Obama's Big Victory

President Obama’s Big Victory

 

And that is bad but do you know whats worse…know one seems to really care…I mean Americans, and that makes me a sad Unit.

Even people who follow and are interested in politics can barely keep up and stay focused. There is so much news it’s like an Infornado and it really makes my little dog spin when almost everything I hear is spin. See I’m not saying Fox News isn’t spun. What I’m saying is

Oh it is to laugh

Oh it is to laugh

it’s ore often spun from a Pro-American Viewpoint, and since I am an American first I like that more than what the SMR has to offer me.

I’m not saying Republican’s are all great, (conservatives are better but not all Repub’s are actually conservative). There are by far more Big Centralized Government Republicans (Newt Gingrich, the Bushes) than there are Limited Government Con’s.

Tea Party’ers well, I mean, as far as I can tell most I met are a mish mash of gun rights people, constitutionalists, small government advocates, and all mostly people who jes believe that the government should live with in it’s means. They believe that the Federal Government should be two things above and before all, fiscally responsible and a protector of America, Americans and American interests abroad. And yes like any group they have their fringe nut element, I’d be part of that sub part group, if I still thought of myself as a Tea Party Member.

Extremist in Action!

Extremist in Action!

That’s it. I mean that’s what the SMR dubs extreme right wing views. If the belief that the Government should, like a responsible citizen (not like me I said a responsible citizen) live

Anti-Extremist

Anti-Extremist

with-in it’s means is reported as being an extremist viewpoint what does that say about our country.

But I know the truth here (I mean not jes me, others know too, but not enough to matter, no longer enough to matter).

See here the deal. Eventually, if we continue on this path free goodies fer all, the Government will go broke. It is inevitable. And at the pace we’re going it going to happen sooner than later. And all those who have been fed off the Govt Boob what do you think is

Gimme My Obama Xbox

Gimme My Obama Xbox

going to happen when they are told…”Whoops all gone”. They will tear it down in a bitter vengeful child tantrum when the tit dries up and feel justified doing it.

This is inevitable. That’s jes the way it goes, I’m sorry I’d like it too be different too. And of course that fits into the Lefts philosophy also.

I’m not saying it has to be that way. I used to be one of those people who did. Who believed that, like Rome, America too must fall. I learned that in 70’s HS social studies. The same place I learned that America was secretly evil, after all slavery, Vietnam, MLK, Watergate. I left HS a anarchistic socialist.  Well in my head anyway. I really was a narcissistic socialist. You have to be pretty self involved if you believe you deserve someone else’s candy.

See this does all connect up. On SMR you have hours of pro Affordable Care Act coverage. Oh they’ll give a few minutes per hour for the opposing argument per segment so they can claim equal coverage. But it is clear that the Matt Lauer’s of the world are scoffing at the those who oppose any of the facts, legislation or programs no matter how ridiculous or ludicrous put forward by this administration.

So God bless ya Fox News, even with yer Neo-Con ways, yer still America’s best cable news source.

So yea, where were we now. Oh yea, we’re all sinners and even the best christian is no better than the worst murdering psychopathic homosexual…

Wait did I say that? No certainly not, I mean it might have sounded so maybe, the way I left it but that’s not what I was trying to say at all.

Because of course I know the familiar refrain from Christians. The one saving grace that separates them from the other “sinners”. They do not continue to sin. Isn’t that what they say regarding anyone of a number of groups whom they disagree with morally. They continue to sin even though they know better. All right I will give you that, but then again that is my point also. We all continue to sin. Forgive me Jesus Lord but every second of every day, I am drenched, awash, a stinking cesspool of sinful sewage.

And so are you. I don’t care if you just got back from your new age children friendly rock band up front playing hard core halleluiah church. I know the truth about you and so does everyone else. You can lie to yourself all that you want, go ahead. It doesn’t even matter if you fool us all including yourself; ya’ can’t fool God.

And isn’t that what Jesus said. That God looks into each of our hearts, God knows the truth of all of us.

The homosexual who pretends that he is unrepentant, lies in bed at night in the quiet aloneness of 3 am and worries he might be wrong. The pretty christian blonde housewife, dutiful mother of three, head of the Sunday school at her church, takes three Vicodin a day for low back pain. The crazy Ragamuffin who sits alone in his little house typing, afraid he is too filled with sin.

God looks into the heart of these individuals and will judge them based on what He finds there. I’m pretty sure He doesn’t need your help.

That’s what it says repeatedly in the good Book, yet people who call themselves Christians through out history have tried to define and delineate sins for the sole purpose of placing themselves at the head of Gods line.

I mean it seems pretty clear to me, so I don’t get why so many Christians can’t see it also.

When Jesus said that we were all sinners, and that is why God sent him to earth, I feel that is what he meant. Also when I read that no man knows the heart of God, and that it is not my place to judge another but is God who is the Judge of us all, amazingly enough I believe He meant that, I mean call me crazy…

Oh yea wait. I am crazy

Let me end today with this thought I had many years ago…

And God said don’t worry son

 If I wanted perfect beings

I would’a made some

 

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