Okay here’s the deal, I mean I know  that the few of you who read these posts possibly think I’m some kind’a a-hole, that I’m mean and cranky and just…wrong on so many levels. I’ll be the first to admit I’ve said some outlandish things, not saying I do not believe my points to be supportable by valid arguments, they are just…slightly outside of mainstream thinking…take my stand on abortion as an example.

I don’t support abortion, but I do support a women having the right to kill her fetus if she so chooses. I just want those women to admit that’s what they are doing. It’s not just a tumor, a mass of your own cells gone somehow out of control. It is a new life. I’m sorry but the DNA evidence proves it out. It is not you, that’s all, that’s my argument. What’s yer counter?…

Nothing,…not a peep.

I know there are a lot of women on this site… a lot of women on this site who support reproductive rights, I don’t want ya to think I’m not right there with ya, I just want us to be honest.

Oh and wait while we’re being honest, I also don’t think the Government should be forcing religious institutions to act contrary to their doctrines.

Funny (well you might not think so) but, contrary to what many of you believe, the founding fathers, wanting to avoid a federally designated Religion (separation of church and state for you rtds) had little to do with fear of God in Government (they were religious men themselves) and all to do with the fear of Government meddling in Church affairs. Again if you think I’m full o’ crapola don’t be afraid to say so.

Now all this makes it sound like I’m on the side of the right to lifers, but nothing could be further from the truth. I don’t want the so called “religious right” to restrict your rights any more than I want you to restrict theirs.

And again it’s really the flaw in their main argument that drives me crazy. The God that we both believe in gave us humans free will, why are you so hot to legislate that away?

And all this hate and anger what’s that about? I know I wrote about it before, but every time this issue comes up I am always surprised at the amount of vitriol I read and hear spewed from so called Christians.  I mean call me crazy,(and I’m sure many of you do lol) but I’m pretty sure if God wanted to end abortion he could.

And of course, when I wrote this last time it got my little dog whirling in my brain and I had to wonder, why he hadn’t yet? I mean it seems like something God might concern himself with…all those poor innocent souls…what could be the reason for letting such a thing continue.

Okay I mean I know there are a lot of other horrors in this world, many of them befalling the newly or near newly born, but it is a lot of babies souls, sorry fetus’s souls piling up in heaven. I mean, cause they would be going straight to heaven (unless yer Catholic then it’s Limbo till judgement day[this is being hotly debated between Lil Mouse and I, we will let you know what research bears out]) but either way it’s a hell (excuse the lame pun) of a lot of pure, sin free,  innocent souls?

What, if anything, could God use say, a few million unblemished souls for? Is there any clue? Anything in the Good Book?

Well, I mean hell if I know, I’m not God, but what I do know is that I have been assured that in the long run (that is if I actually believe what I say I believe) it will all work out according to His plan.

I mean call me dysfunctional, but isn’t the apocalypse coming this December?


Okay well I got distracted this morning by the news when I really just wanted to kinda keep goin with the  introductory crap, butthe ol dysu sometimes ya’ gotta go with the moment ya know.

Anyway it was an excellent opportunity to get started addressing b.s. and gave you all (all zero of you) a chance to get a feel for the kind of stuff I feel driven to talk about.

Politics, politicians , policies one of my most enjoyable diatriblical topics. But let me explain right now that, despite what you may think given my last blog, I am not a republican; though I may vote that way as of late.

Yea a lot of politics, but I wanna talk about God, America, culture, social issues and any thing else that makes my little dog spin.

But a lot of politics.

Back in my youth, in fact, back in my homeless days (oh don’t worry we’ll get to that) and even some years after I was a rabid Earth First’n, Beyond War joinin leftist revolutionary, constantly bitchin’ about how the “man” was screwin’ me, keepin me down.

Years later of course, upon close and thorough self examination I had to admit that it really boiled down to the fact  that I wanted all the fancy shi…stuff that other people had, I just didn’t want to work for it.

Still, even after I first started working I was a registered Democrat. From Carter all the way through the Clinton years.

Okay I’m getting off track, but it was another quick good example.

The ugly truth is what I wanna talk about.

Sometimes you have to face some ugly truths with-in yerself before you can change.

Sometimes you need some one to point it out for you.

If I had to try to fit myself in a neat political label I guess States Rights Separatist might do, or maybe an Anarchistic Libertine. Recently I heard the term “South Park Conservative” applied to a specific political philosophy. I like that one too.

Again don’t get me wrong, I have a lot more to say about a much wider scope of touchy topics. Politics is just one of the clanky cogs in this dysfunctional unit.

I think one of the best things you will find about this blog is that if I offend you just wait a few days, I’ll probably offend your social opposite.

Ohh! Just thought of a good example…Abortion. I know I’m runnin long but bear with me.

I don’t believe abortion, at least in the sense that it is today, should be legal.

Your argument, “My body, my decision” and “Keep your laws off my body” are logically inaccurate and therefore hold no merit.

Here is why.

What defines me? What makes me, me?


What defines you, makes you, you?

Your DNA.

We are alike in this difference. Every one of us.

I am not you, you are not me, and that fetus, he/she is not either of us; not any of us alive on the planet today, not anyone who came before and has since passed on (at least not in the DNA argument) they are a brand new person.

When you say “keep your laws off my body” many individuals think fine, these laws aren’t passed to affect you, they are passed to protect that brand new person.

Don’t get me wrong if you wanna kill yer baby that’s between you and God. It’s just that yer argument is b.s.

And if you plan to keep readin this blog you should know how much I hate b.s.. Especialy when we have built the foundation of this new culture on it.

Now, I know you “right to lifers” are all cheering…but hold on, I got somethin to say to you also.

You pray and chant and attack and march and stand on the street corner claiming a calling from God to stop this “genocide of the unborn” .

As if God needs help from you.

What was it Jesus said? Oh yea don’t be like the hypocrite who stands on the street corner praying and wailing for hours so that to be seen by men, I’m paraphrasing from memory, but I mean Jesus himself said it straight out, it couldn’t be much clearer unless he came knocked on yer door and told ya’ face to face.

He said all you need do is pray the Lords Prayer because God already knows whats in your heart. gods-love

So before you git yerself all riled up just remember if it was God’s will abortion would be stopped already.

Have you ever asked yerself, you who demand the government step in and illegallize (lol) abortion, that if God gave man free will to make bad choices, why yer so anxious to take it away?

Or do you claim to know the mind of God?

I mean I might make that claim but I’m a dys…oh you get it by now

dysu October 25th 6pm

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