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Now Don’t You Worry Your Pretty Little Head About That

October 25, 2013

Well today I got a message sayin’ it was my two year anniversary on WP but I didn’t have my next post ready so I thought I’d go back n share an old post jes fer fun. I think it might have three parts all together so I’ll try to post them all.
I love Daniel’s comment, notice I didn’t dissuade him from the idea that this is satire…
That’s right, jes harmless satire.
No matter ya think I’m right on or a sexist caveman leave a comment ’cause it’s way more fun that way!

disfuctionalunit

As I watch the CBS early show this morning, I find myself tracking the amount of health issues, either through commercials or actual the ol dysu“news” stories that I am forced to watch in a one hour period.

Is any one else but me stunned that the first three hours of an average (woman’s) morning is spent in a country wide panic attack about smokin, breast cancer, COPD, ADD, ADHD, Dry eye syndrome, dry eye m-f-ing syndrome. Dear Lord will it never end.

Listen ladies, here’s what I have to say to you…don’t you worry your pretty little heads about that.

If ya don’t like that one how ’bout this one…Woman Shut Up!

The most valuable things that men gave up over the last half a century have been those two comments.

Women, ladies, chicks, doll faces, sweetie buns, here’s the deal. Life is dangerous and imperfect and you cannot pass enough…

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